So at the request of our glorious leader, I begin to try to piece together broken memories of "Turkzilla 2000: Triped-a-fan and Alcohol! Who's bright idea was this anyway?" ~Anniechan official party title. Well, unfortunately I had only a little turkey and alcohol, therefore this entry might just be accurate. Luckily, I'm not renown for accuracy and have opted for a more interesting view of the evening. Well, for Basement Krough and friends who were too drunk to recall or unable to attend on Saturday, November 25th, the miraculous party was hosted by our lovely Kathy. She did a wonderful job of calling up Mommmy and having her bake the amazing Turkey Tetraziny. The was also, in elegant lush krough style, gallons upon gallons of booze. In usual Kathy party planning, there was plenty to go around and she will never have to go to the liquor store again...right. The Schalger was free flowing and the blender was ready for action. All the beer was consumed (with the exception of the BUD ... which reminds me who drinks Rheingold and "Jamaican Ginger Root" before they finish the Bud. You people have problems!) I must say this was one of Kathy's houses bigger parties. I'd guess a good 40 people were present, I didn't know we knew that many people! We prolly don't... a remember a few random faces. I hope someone knew them. Well, it started out on a cool note when Craig brought out a glorious burned CD, entitled "Basement Krough." Most of the main characters had them songs to fit their personality. And it so kicked ass cause I got Footloose. Dude! I also recall: Timm with "What is love?" by Haddaway. LOU with Van Halen's JUMP. P00ey (of course) had Copacabana. Meggie as our Dancing Queen. Sir Cris was Kung Fu Fighting (i was so amused). Ade wanted to be sedated. Laura is a Brown Eyed Girl. Kathy had something sassy! Mars got Angel is a Centerfold. Marissa has some other footloose song. Christina, oh I envy her, had Girls just wantta have fun! and at that point my memory fades. If anyone wants to fill the play list in, feel free. Yeah, then Craig and Timm had this brilliant idea to do a "Power Hour" which scares the poop out of me. One shot of beer every minute for an hour doesn't sound all tasty. But they did it anyway and Dan joined in, for the mockery mostly. They all put up a good fight, but I think Craig won. Er, don't quote me on that. And I noticed how you never see Dan drunk, must be the bartending, Alfred schooling, upstate, mad crazy skills of his. He was pink tho! Then I started dancing and drinking. And this trend continued for much of the evening, so big chunks of party went on without me. BTW: its hard to drink and dance at the same time. Can be mess, I don't recommend it. I continued to dance! More people showed up and the party room started looking like the movie version of a high school party (you know, the ones that real life never had). All we needed was a pizza spinning on the turntable and Anthony Michael Hall stuck under the glass coffee table. Then, of course, there was the Dark Knight (that the actually spelling, I swear!) vs. SuperLou sparring in the backyard, Darryl and Timm were hitting on all the girls, more dancing, more drinking. Then my parents left and some 'carefully hidden' 'mind expanding' went on in the back porch ... and what planning guys, just add water and it's like being inside a living Bong. (sidenote: nature must have heard that bad joke, cause the back porch was flooded by morning) Speaking of such things, Josh has proclaimed "Your sister throws the coolest parties!" and I decided that boy needs to learn MAO cause he makes up really creative rules ... but I digress (for all those who care, Cris assured me that him and Lou could take the 'Josh Posse'. But only if Cris got to wear his long black hooded cloak.) Yeah, Mars wore her Pleather Dress again. I think this makes most of the boys very happy. No, actually I know this makes most of the boys happy. But doesn't it look uncomfortable? I decided to start calling Mars "Pleather Girl", she can be a superhero. Think of a good power, Mars! Roni and Fred were at the party (they went to sleep early). Fred tells really good "bad" jokes. Um, er.. You ever hear the one about the doc, nurse and midwife delivering the baby. Ack! Cover your ears. Oh, Knoler has too much logical ... stupid math dude. It is a thought provoking question: Can you think of a new color? One that has never been thought of before. If you can, how would you describe it? What would you call it? Anyway, The party died down with everyone having deep serious type discussions. You know, New colors, life, Batman, the earth as a living being. Whatever. All who were left went to bed shortly after in the Unibed. Kathy pulled out the camera ... for the only picture the I saw taken all night, about 8 girls and Lou on a bunch of air mattresses. Well, everything else about the party is confidential! Many secrets and adventures shall never be said about such evenings ... umm cause I don't remember anymore. But fun was had by all and Kathy is still the reigning queen of Kick ass parties! Everybody should eagerly await a winter break party or two! I know I am. This time I suggest party games, plans are in the works and I'm inventing as we speak. Prepare yourself for "Something Scary from the Depths of Anniechan's Mind" ~~working title.

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